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sabotabby ([personal profile] sabotabby) wrote2008-04-09 11:13 pm

Moving survey

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[livejournal.com profile] sabotabby: The problem is—and this is a serious problem—I'd go back to taking mushrooms just so that I could sit on the can and see God.
[livejournal.com profile] zingerella: I don't know why you'd need the mushrooms.

[identity profile] thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
That is an old lady apartment. I would be scared if some chick took me home and had a crapper like that.

[identity profile] marnanel.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Jeez, let me tell you something about old lady apartments. When I got kicked out of my college house because all the other tenants graduated, I went looking for another place to live. Now as it happened, I thought I was quite lucky because my dad had just been laid off from working for a certain Torontonian bank for thirty years, and they'd given him a chunk of money as a goodbye present, and he wanted to buy a house with it and use the rent as a replacement for the rather pathetic excuse for a pension they'd given him. So we both had problems and we thought we could help one another.

One day we went to see a house in the Green End Road (home of the Sinister Greenend Organisation, which would have been really convenient). So we were thinking as we walked up the path. The door opened, and an old lady who could possibly have been young when the Romans settled the town welcomed us in, followed by a large and bounding black dog. I mean, a LARGE black dog. The kind that horror novels are written around.

So we go and look around. It is pretty much okay for a house where it is. The asking price is about average; she's wanting to sell it and move into assisted living. But it's not just that the wallpaper was done just like the wallpaper shown above in the style beloved of old ladies everywhere (why is this?! if I go to Tazakhstan will all old women decorate like this? if I decide to live as a woman and reach the age of eighty will I get the sudden urge to redecorate?). I could have lived with the wallpaper. I could even have changed the wallpaper, if I'd moved in. No, that wasn't the big deal.

The big deal was that dog. The dog must have pissed in every corner of every room of that house. The stench was almost indescribable: I can only assume that people's noses fail when they get older along with their eyes. If my dad had bought the house, it would have cost thousands and thousands to fumigate the place as though there'd been giant roaches or something.

That dog. The dog she kept shouting at and calling back by name. You want to know what the name of this big black dog was? It began with N, and there were five more letters.

My dad did not buy.

[identity profile] frandroid.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
ROTFL

[identity profile] marnanel.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, go ahead :)

[identity profile] joanofarq.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
It looks like an Austin Powers Movie!

[identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yes yes yes! Though the all-linolium floors would no my nerves. I need carpets in bedrooms and living rooms. Especially in somewhere as cold as Ontario.

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't own a vacuum cleaner?

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
But keeping carpets clean means doubling or quadrupling the vacuum cleaning,

I have two long haired cats and vacuum my hardwood floors. It goes fast.

which I'm sort of a slacker about as is.

Too much of a slacker to use the labor saving invention?

We got machines to do your work for you
But you won't press the button on the wall
You're just a no account
You never will amount to nothin' at all


- Billie Holliday, "You're Just a No Account"

Also, I don't like how carpets look.

Agreed. I only have carpet in the bedroom.

[identity profile] cacahuate.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I wholeheartedly approve.

[identity profile] frippy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
YES!!! I had to show this to Jenn and we agreed that it was totally awesome.

[identity profile] seaya.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Is it owned by the pizza place, or does someone else own both?

I think it looks cool. Couple of throw rugs and you got it. :)

[identity profile] bike4fish.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Your heating bills may be low in the winter. Maybe that's the "some utilities paid"

[identity profile] firinel.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think it looks "old lady", I think it looks kind of "generic middle eastern". Is it all linoleum? I'd like that, it would be nice for my allergies, and easy to clean. a few throw rugs would make it bozy, and they'd be easy to wash.

[identity profile] roter-terror.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I hate the floor, therefore I can't recommend. Other than that it looks ok, judging on what few picturs I can see.

[identity profile] zingerella.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
See, the floor is what fills us with glee about the place. Otherwise it's too far from Sabo's usual haunts, lacks laundry facilities, and is generally not all that prepossessing a place. The floor, though, is extraordinary.

[identity profile] frandroid.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
It seems pretty large. Large enough, in fact, to actually buy your own washing machine/dryer combo. Are there 220V outlets for them?

It's on the Danforth, it's not too crazy! I've been hanging out in that area recently, it's decent enough. And it's pretty close to Little India!!1eleventy!one

[identity profile] zingerella.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
It would be easier to get to Little India if you didn't live so far from it.

[identity profile] sadie-sabot.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
psychedelic bathrooms are cool.

[identity profile] grimreaperess.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's funky and it's cheap (at least compared to what we pay in Canberra)...plus it's cool to live above a shop. You can't really do that here.

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[identity profile] thedilettante.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
For the last few months (and until sunday) I have been living above a post office.

[identity profile] eumelia.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ugly floors, but large rooms are always good, and it has a really good looking kitchen.
And it is affordable, no?

You can always put down carpets and throw rugs.

And hey, Halal Pizza, Yum!

[identity profile] rrrao.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 09:34 am (UTC)(link)

Yeah, I concur with mostly everyone above - throw rugs over mideastern linoleum, etc. - and $1050 split between two people for three rooms is pretty damn good, the real question is who is gonna win the fight over the use of the extra room (or are you thinking of bringing a third in and splitting the rent down to a nice dirt-cheap $350 each)?

And, again like they all said - living above a shop sounds cool. You can have band practices after 5pm as loud as you want! (You will of course want to convene a band, if you don't already have one.)

[identity profile] rrrao.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 06:38 am (UTC)(link)

Yes, I remember that from the last (one) time I saw your current apartment last summer. It was/is a nice place, I understand why you are both so angered to be kicked out... especially the lovely roof access!

And, I retract the above statement re: $1050 for two being 'pretty damn good'. $525 each is simply okay for a shared apartment, although again, it looks like it makes for a lot of space..

[identity profile] chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
Looks good to me and the price is excellent

[identity profile] chickenfeet2003.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Handy for OISE too

[identity profile] goodlookinout.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, it is pretty cheap for a 3 bedroom!

[identity profile] mercenarytoast.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Is....is that above a pizza place?

[identity profile] zingerella.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, for $1050 a month we'd both have enough extra cash to pay someone to come, take our laundry, do it, and bring it back all folded. We could even afford to pay someone who knows what not to put in the dryer.

[identity profile] squirtlle.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
i think it's freaking awesome. i would love to live there.
and pizza! come on!

[identity profile] the-s-guy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Imagine being able to say "I'm going out for pizza... (60 second pause)... I'm back!"

[identity profile] glamaph0ne.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That place is awesome! do it! and well. PIZZA. If the cool old-lady wallpapers (which are actually awesome, but then again I drink tea and read Austen so what do I know) do not convince you, the variety of toppings should.

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It has potential, but you definitely must repaint those horrid walls.

I say, "Go for the Spanish restaurant look and paint the walls red."

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You and [livejournal.com profile] zingerella will have to learn flamenco dancing.

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
If the downstairs neighbors complain, you can just show them the floor and they will instantly understand.

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Then they should have some spare wine bottles and grape leaves that you can use as decoration.

[identity profile] bike4fish.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It's halal. I doubt they have wine bottles.

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, just the grape leaves then.
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[identity profile] pir-anha.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
awesome. those floors, OMG, awesome. i mean, not what i'd ever pick if i decorated myself, but it gives the apartment character, ya know? also, above a halal pizza place, how could that be bad.

and effing cheap to boot. i'd go for it.

[identity profile] bike4fish.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Before I saw the conversation bit, I was going to say something about there might be a problem with friends coming over and doing hallucinogens in the loo.

[identity profile] pluvka.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit. AMAZING.

[identity profile] dmlaenker.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I love all of the beautiful prints - on the walls, on the floors.... Are you subletting from the halal pizzeria? If so, I kind of wonder if the patterns are meant to have religious significance.