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sabotabby ([personal profile] sabotabby) wrote2008-02-19 10:50 pm

Ted Nugent, Closet Furry



Caption contest?

Hat tip: [livejournal.com profile] gynocide.

[identity profile] ogmios.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Raccoon butt-plugs: THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.

[identity profile] seaya.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's Raccoon Hunting Season!

[identity profile] gillen.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
"THE CLAWS! OH MY GOD, THE CLAWS!"

[identity profile] austintacious.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ted Nugent's hunting addiction had taken a turn for the worse- no longer satisfied with merely shooting raccoons, he'd graduated to hooping their lifeless bodies, as well.

[identity profile] joanofarq.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
nice boots

[personal profile] fannishnonsense 2008-02-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Get this thing outta me NOW!"

[identity profile] laughingimp.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nearly forty years of hard drugs finally caught up to rock legends Ted Nugent on Thursday, when he reportedly stopped his performance mid-song, stuffed a live coyote into his rectum, and broke into a manic rendition of Madonna's "Like a Virgin."

not factual, sry

[identity profile] corvus.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Say what you will about the Nuge, but he doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs.

Re: not factual, sry

[identity profile] laughingimp.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
So you're saying a completely sober man shoved a live coyote up his rectum? Come on.

Re: not factual, sry

[identity profile] dania-audax.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao!

scat singer

[identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Big hairy turd.

[identity profile] burkesworks.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
GRAND RAPIDS, Tuesday - The Motor City Madam yiffs in anticipation of supplicating the giant scaly choad of an invisible 23-foot tall coyote called "Big Jim" backstage while supporting Styx at the Meijer Gardens Amphitheater (Photo credit - Annie Leibovitz)

[identity profile] queerasmoi.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
INVISABLE DUMPSTER

[identity profile] esizzle.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha so many good captions, all my ideas have already been taken.

not one of my ken I tell you whut

[identity profile] krinndnz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I wince. Please don't feed the [livejournal.com profile] confurvatives.

just how deep the rabbit hole goes

[identity profile] krinndnz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's really annoying to find that this subculture does, in fact, cover the whole ideological spectrum. I would much rather it were mostly us coastal flower children fixated on the promise of Science instead of including, say, the Ron-Paul-boosting [livejournal.com profile] furjectivists.

Re: just how deep the rabbit hole goes

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Latest Ron Paul-related guffaw:

Iraq War:

Opposes it for some complicated libertarian reason best explained in a rambling, discursive way by your office I.T. guy.


The Huckabee profile is good too.

yay i broke sabo's brain

[identity profile] krinndnz.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
For bonus points, guess how many of these independent-minded folk choose to represent themselves as pack animals?

Also? I badly need a "my work here is done" image macro.

Re: just how deep the rabbit hole goes

[identity profile] corvus.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 08:09 am (UTC)(link)

Re: just how deep the rabbit hole goes

[identity profile] seanmonster.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what happens when you put two (or more) Objectivists in the same room?

[identity profile] jvmatucha.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
BIL MAAAHR DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[identity profile] gillen.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Cat Scratch Fever" indeed.

[identity profile] laughingimp.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
*facepalm*

I can't believe I didn't think of this.

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I feel uncomfortable using this icon here, but it is the most appropriate.

The problem with having a caption writing contest is there really is nothing you can add to that photo. In comics, one school of thought says the best works make the words and pictures so interdependent that complete comprehension is impossible if one were removed. Another says the story should be told as visually as possible and by that standard, this wins. Any text would detract.

[identity profile] human-loser.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Everything in moderation ESPECIALLY FIBRE!"

[identity profile] firinel.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
that sorta wants to be an icon, you know?
he just looked at his profile on "amifurornot" and found out he only got a 2.5.



[identity profile] squirtlle.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
i needz a CHEEEEEZEBURGER!!!

( i know, i'm dumb )

[identity profile] ladypolitik.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
"GAAAAAAAAGH!!!11 AND YOU CHOSE NOW TO CLARIFY THAT RICHARD GERE USED A GERBIL?!..."
ironed_orchid: watercolour and pen style sketch of a brown tabby cat curl up with her head looking up at the viewer and her front paw stretched out on the left (Default)

[personal profile] ironed_orchid 2008-02-20 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
OMG!! Nugent is a FURRY?!!

[identity profile] seanmonster.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well the first time that I got it
I was just 10 years old
I got it from some kitty next door


Ick.

[identity profile] dania-audax.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
INVISABUL CHEEZBUGER

[identity profile] dania-audax.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
NOM NOM NOM

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking of furry, this Old Spice body hair toy is kind of fun.

The longer you hold down the mouse button, the more hair grows.

Foliate to your heart's content.

[identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com 2008-02-20 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Me no understand Live Journal's Universal Time Clock. It seems to run backwards. What's up with that? According to the UTC, [livejournal.com profile] seanmonster's last post (just two above) was almost two hours after mine, but obviously he posted first.

[identity profile] auralarua.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I saw the pic and thought, "FURRY". Glad to know we're on the same page here.
Hmmm, possible caption reads, "My fetish, let me show you it."