The Antisocial Socialist

Raccoon butt-plugs: THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.

"THE CLAWS! OH MY GOD, THE CLAWS!"

nice boots

Nearly forty years of hard drugs finally caught up to rock legends Ted Nugent on Thursday, when he reportedly stopped his performance mid-song, stuffed a live coyote into his rectum, and broke into a manic rendition of Madonna's "Like a Virgin."

INVISABLE DUMPSTER

"Cat Scratch Fever" indeed.

I feel uncomfortable using this icon here, but it is the most appropriate.

The problem with having a caption writing contest is there really is nothing you can add to that photo. In comics, one school of thought says the best works make the words and pictures so interdependent that complete comprehension is impossible if one were removed. Another says the story should be told as visually as possible and by that standard, this wins. Any text would detract.

that sorta wants to be an icon, you know?

i needz a CHEEEEEZEBURGER!!!

( i know, i'm dumb )

INVISABUL CHEEZBUGER

Speaking of furry, this Old Spice body hair toy is kind of fun.

The longer you hold down the mouse button, the more hair grows.

Foliate to your heart's content.

I saw the pic and thought, "FURRY". Glad to know we're on the same page here.
Hmmm, possible caption reads, "My fetish, let me show you it."