The Antisocial Socialist

The worst part is that those fuckers are laughing all the way to the bank.

Maybe bad comedy?

Was this motivational speaking aimed at teenagers? Because, seriously, that shit is pointless.

Motivational speakers who are good at what they do are actually pretty awesome. There was one at my band camp and I still remember her because she was so hilarious. It was more like watching a stand up act than the stereotypical motivational speech.

An angry mime asked me to pass this along:





























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Edit:

...now all I can think of is motivational mimes...

Oh no, I accidentally the motivational speaker. The whole thing!

I can't post it or my friend will get in trouble, but take a copy of my Be a Cog comp if you want to see THE scariest motivational speaker of all time. He's crazy! My friend had to spend two full work days taping the guy, and edited a highlights reel as revenge. Extremely revealing.

Worst motivational speakers generally though are, yes, the ones aimed at kids. I still shudder when I think of the conventional-wisdom geyser they drenched us with at a grade 12 student council conference. Almost enough to make me think student council was not the place for me; outrageous.

For the record, I know a really cool person who is also a god mime. So exceptions exist. (He's also a clown and a musician as well, and probably at least one other kind of artist on top of that. The first time I played a music gig with him, and heard him speak, it was more than a little freaky, because I'd known him for years but always in-character and silent.)

Financial pundits/commentators on cable news shows like MSNBC, eg Rick Santelli.