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This is another one from Uncle Joe. In exchange for sending me that awesome North Korean video, I responded with the article that [livejournal.com profile] springheel_jack posted about Stalin's plan to breed an army of man-ape supersoldiers.

Well, apparently a certain listserv is all excited about the article and is furiously researching to find out if it's true (they don't think it is, and actually, neither do I, but since it's completely hilarious I'm going to keep talking about it). The conclusion was that this was as silly as "that article about Stalin's monster crabs."

To which I naturally responded, "You are going to send me the article about the monster crabs, aren't you? Otherwise you are a tease."

Apologies to those of you who might have seen this already.

Stalin's crabs!


"History shows that there are no invincible armies"....unless they're giant fucking crabs.

Date: 2005-12-23 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Those scary fucks are GIANT ARMORED TARANTULAS OF THE BRINY DEEP! Keep them the FUCK away from me!

"Game Over, Man. Game Over"

Date: 2005-12-23 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Did they pry that off somebody's face?

Did they find a mess of giant eggs in one of Saddam's bunkers?

Re: "Game Over, Man. Game Over"

Date: 2005-12-23 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Okay, I feel better now.

Date: 2005-12-23 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
You know, this has the makings of a monster movie.

The protagonists could use the same axes and shovels that they use against zombies.

"Claaaaammmsss ..."

I mean

"*SQUEEEEEEEEHHHHIIISSSSSSSSS*-"

Date: 2005-12-23 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ocicat-bengals.livejournal.com
Thats the sound the dead mousie made when I stepped on him in my socks. Sometimes I hate my cat.

Date: 2005-12-23 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Hey, you're not looking anymore.

Date: 2005-12-23 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smhwpf.livejournal.com
I like it best when she bites the head off a rabbit and then eats it from the inside out. Spilling the gizzards on the carpet.

I think even she might have trouble with Stalin's giant killer crabs though.

O' Gullible O'Gullible

Date: 2005-12-23 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ocicat-bengals.livejournal.com
Dave saw your icon and wondered how much you had to drink last night. And after relaying him this huge story about Stalin's mutant crabs invading Norway, I've been found gullible again (or guilty of not reading the entire story!!). I actually was having visions of geneticly engineered crabs. Snicker if you have to.
At $25 a pound, it will be a cold day
in hell if I get crab dip for Christmas dinner Sunday.

Date: 2005-12-23 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ocicat-bengals.livejournal.com
This is creeping me out.
I'm not looking anymore.

Date: 2005-12-23 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ocicat-bengals.livejournal.com
If they made it from Russia to Norway, the damn crusty buggers will be coming across the North Sea for me next.

Date: 2005-12-23 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com
Those are some delicious crabs! They should just hoover 'em up and freeze 'em and send 'em here. 'Em. Delicious!

Date: 2005-12-23 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roter-terror.livejournal.com
That's one pretty icon.

Date: 2005-12-26 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warlordkittens.livejournal.com
i only saw this now .. thank you! :)

Date: 2005-12-23 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roter-terror.livejournal.com
What's Uncle Joe's reaction?

Date: 2005-12-23 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smhwpf.livejournal.com
And there we were worrying about Global Warming and Peak Oil and Nuclear Holocaust and stuff.

The Earth is definitely doomed.

Date: 2005-12-23 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jvmatucha.livejournal.com
What's the lesson here? That we should try and create a race of giant red crab men!

Is someone really trying to pass off the Stalin ape-man story as real?

Brigitte Helm fetish

Date: 2005-12-23 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Unspeakable envy over Metropolis icon.

Date: 2005-12-23 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelsalt.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I think I just peed a little.

Date: 2005-12-23 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelsalt.livejournal.com
No it's fine - wearing my plastic pantaloons!

Squish Squish SQUEEE!!!

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