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This is another one from Uncle Joe. In exchange for sending me that awesome North Korean video, I responded with the article that
springheel_jack posted about Stalin's plan to breed an army of man-ape supersoldiers.
Well, apparently a certain listserv is all excited about the article and is furiously researching to find out if it's true (they don't think it is, and actually, neither do I, but since it's completely hilarious I'm going to keep talking about it). The conclusion was that this was as silly as "that article about Stalin's monster crabs."
To which I naturally responded, "You are going to send me the article about the monster crabs, aren't you? Otherwise you are a tease."
Apologies to those of you who might have seen this already.
Stalin's crabs!

"History shows that there are no invincible armies"....unless they're giant fucking crabs.
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Well, apparently a certain listserv is all excited about the article and is furiously researching to find out if it's true (they don't think it is, and actually, neither do I, but since it's completely hilarious I'm going to keep talking about it). The conclusion was that this was as silly as "that article about Stalin's monster crabs."
To which I naturally responded, "You are going to send me the article about the monster crabs, aren't you? Otherwise you are a tease."
Apologies to those of you who might have seen this already.
Stalin's crabs!

"History shows that there are no invincible armies"....unless they're giant fucking crabs.
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Date: 2005-12-23 04:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-23 04:27 pm (UTC)"Game Over, Man. Game Over"
Date: 2005-12-23 04:47 pm (UTC)Did they find a mess of giant eggs in one of Saddam's bunkers?
Re: "Game Over, Man. Game Over"
Date: 2005-12-23 04:48 pm (UTC)Re: "Game Over, Man. Game Over"
Date: 2005-12-23 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-23 04:44 pm (UTC)The protagonists could use the same axes and shovels that they use against zombies.
"Claaaaammmsss ..."
I mean
"*SQUEEEEEEEEHHHHIIISSSSSSSSS*-"
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Date: 2005-12-23 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-23 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-23 04:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-23 05:08 pm (UTC)I think even she might have trouble with Stalin's giant killer crabs though.
O' Gullible O'Gullible
Date: 2005-12-23 07:37 pm (UTC)At $25 a pound, it will be a cold day
in hell if I get crab dip for Christmas dinner Sunday.
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Date: 2005-12-23 04:32 pm (UTC)I'm not looking anymore.
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Date: 2005-12-23 04:36 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-12-23 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-12-23 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-26 11:38 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-12-24 10:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-24 02:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-23 05:06 pm (UTC)The Earth is definitely doomed.
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Date: 2005-12-23 05:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-23 05:23 pm (UTC)Is someone really trying to pass off the Stalin ape-man story as real?
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Date: 2005-12-23 05:26 pm (UTC)There has been more than one Stalin ape-man article, but the other has very contradictory facts. Apparently the scientist was real, but the circumstances of his work and death are up in the air. There are some older articles about his weird animal experiments (which seem to predate Stalin), and the political/military angles seem to have been added as an afterthought.
Brigitte Helm fetish
Date: 2005-12-23 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-23 06:17 pm (UTC)I think I just peed a little.
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Date: 2005-12-23 08:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-23 08:54 pm (UTC)Squish Squish SQUEEE!!!